jersey boys fun fact of the day bob crewe is indeed bisexual
aka tumblr boys pt. 4
The Bob Crewe Memorial Version of Tumblr Boys
rest peacefully, darling.
*softly* you’re just too good to be true, can’t take my eyes off of you…
*Horn section blares* *jumps onto a table* I LOVE YOU BABY
*falls to knees dramatically* AND IF IT’S QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU BABY
*Frankie Valli intensifies*
don’t go see jersey boys unless you are prepared to take on at least four more dream husbands
I’ve got my sweet honorable one, my douchy mysoginist bad-decision one, my smart shy artsy one, and my dumb big mutt one. All of them handsome and with a good set of pipes.
EVERY WOMAN THAT WEARS PANTS IS A LESBIAN
GIRLS MUST ONLY WEAR FLOOR-LENGTH SKIRTS
BARE ANKLES AND TROUSERS ARE FOR SINNER WHORES
AHHHH THE 1800S WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Sometimes I think about the fact that if public libraries did not already exist, and someone just now came up with the concept, it would never get through Congress. It would be considered a ridiculous idea and a waste of money and we would be told that if people want to read books, they should be willing to pay for them.
today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.
"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"
well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me
a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart
- if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s
if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s